Friday, 7 February 2014

What, NO Birds? WHY? Its my birthday!

I have given myself permission to post whatever I want today as it is my birthday. As so many bloggers are either knee deep in snow, having too much rain or are in blistering heat, and hoping for spring to arrive early, I thought you might all be ready for a laugh, perhaps  a smile, or even a tiny giggle?  Well here goes, sit back and see if you are amused!


Why do supermarkets make the sick, walk all the way 
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

 While healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?


 Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?


Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?


 EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?


 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, 
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


 You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


              If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Now I hope you've smiled at least once.  We all need to smile every once in a while!!


OH!! - you didn't smile - well how about this one:-



Thank you for visiting and I hope I have given someone a smile today.

Each one must give as he has declared in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.

2 Corthinians 9 v 7







34 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday!!! And my gosh, I laughed at every one of those! Thank your starting my day on a positive note.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. HI Anne I am so glad you laughed and it started you day well. Thanks for my birthday wishes.

      Delete
  2. Happy Birthday Margaret...[;o)

    ReplyDelete
  3. Hahaha - things that make you go hmmmmm. Happy Birthday, Margaret!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Aw, you beat me by 4 days! Happy Birthday. (Hope you're not as ols a s me! Te he!)

    ReplyDelete
  5. Happy birthday greetings Margaret; hope you have a nice one doing whatever it is that pleases you - that might just be a very lazy day around home base too. We are birthday month twins/February in common.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Happy Birthday Margaret! thanks for the smiles :)

    ReplyDelete
  7. A very happy birthday! Such thought provoking material you had here and yes it brought a smile.

    My news is I'm a grandmother for the first time. My daughter and her husband have adopted a baby girl they've name Annabelle born on the 5th.

    ReplyDelete
  8. I first have to say HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, and would love to sing it if we were a bit closer. Your post here is just totally witty and so funny. It started my day perfectly. Surely you did not sit around and think all of this up your self?? If so, you are way smarter than I am... Truly Margaret I hope your coming year is the best ever! Oh, and on that bag for bird feed, There are several wonderful birding supply stores around where I live, so I will try to find one of those bags for a good example. They look perfect to hang up on the cabin trees. I will also carefully heed your good advice about its use. Birthday Hugs to you!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Happy, Happy Birthday, Margaret!! And, thank you for the smile! blessings ~ tanna

    ReplyDelete
  10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARGARET,and thanks for the laughs


    peter

    ReplyDelete
  11. Darn. My comment disappeared. Okay, what I was saying was, you brought us lots of food for thought. :-) And I hope you have the happiest birthday so far!♥

    ReplyDelete
  12. happy birthday to you, margaret - and many more. :)

    ReplyDelete
  13. I'm definitely smiling over more than one of these. Happy birthday, Margaret.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Happy Birthday Margaret kept me smiling them questions one I have asked too myself many times (Double Chesse burger, Large Fries and Large Diet of Coke).

    ReplyDelete
  15. Happy Birthday Margaret - I hope you have a wonderful day. Great post - certainly made me laugh :) Thanks :)

    ReplyDelete
  16. Happy Birthday to you, Margaret!! And many, many more. Thanks for the smiles today, and I hope your day makes you smile, too!

    ReplyDelete
  17. This is WONDERFUL, Margaret... Love love love this post. Thanks for lots of smiles...Lots of great questions to ponder!!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY... Hope you enjoy your day.
    Hugs,
    Betsy

    ReplyDelete
  18. Happy Birthday Margaret... I hope you have a wonderful day.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Well you put a smile on my face, Happy birthday Margaret.
    And all the best, Gordon.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Happy Birthday to you my dear blogging friend. I am richer because you are part of my life. Yes,I did smile,I even laughed out loud at the last one.Blessings to you.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Fun post, Margaret! Happy Birthday! I hope your day was great!

    ReplyDelete
  22. Happy Birthday Margaret, I laughed....and I hope you have many more.

    ReplyDelete
  23. Happy Birthday! Thanks for all the smiles and laughs. I especially like your last observation.

    ReplyDelete
  24. 2nd best post of the week.... sorry Margaret but Steve gets the first place with his Snowy Owls, you were a close second though......

    ReplyDelete
  25. and of course a very happy birthday dear

    ReplyDelete
  26. J'aime ton post, tu as réussi le sourire est là!
    Très bon anniversaire à toi! c'était le mien mercredi, hahaha, très bon week-end à toi!
    Merci de tes jolis commentaires sur mes pages
    Cath.

    ReplyDelete
  27. I hope you had as many smiles on your birthdays as you've given me today! Blessings!

    ReplyDelete